01 / HOLD
Take the baton
Enter the story. No lore exam required. Batonguy works because the premise is instantly recognizable.
Incident report / 00
The baton never belonged to one guy.
Batonguy is the internet’s most underqualified patrol officer: calm face, oversized nose, one mysterious white-and-green baton. His only rule is simple — when the baton reaches you, do something funny with it and pass it on.
That turns $BATONGUY into a running community story instead of another token page. Every meme is a “shift.” Every remix is a “sighting.” Every holder can become part of the patrol log.